Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Lost Books, Part I: Distress, by Greg Egan

Many writers have written reviews of non-existent books. This irregular feature will be a slight variation on that: I'll be reviewing books that did exist, but are out of print - usually , though not invariably, undeservedly so.

As a part-time genre specialist bookpimp, one of the things that most frustrates me is having to tell people that a good book is unavailable, except through second-hand booksellers (this is especially frustrating when it's one of my own novels). Conversely, one of the great delights is when one of these books comes back into print: I'm particularly grateful to Gollancz for their Science Fiction and Fantasy Masterworks series, but I've also been glad to see George Alec Effinger's When Gravity Fails, R. A. MacAvoy's Tea with the Black Dragon, and Pat Murphy's The City, Not Long After reappear. (Emma Bull's War for the Oaks recently came out in A-format paperback, though in a horrible cover, but it seems to have vanished again.)

I'm reviewing these books in the very faint hope that it may inspire someone to reprint them, or at least motivate readers to look for them - but mostly, I suspect, I'm just venting my frustration.

Aptly, the first of these books is called Distress.

Greg Egan has been hailed as 'One of the genre's great ideas men' by no less an authority than The Times (the British version), which is undeniably accurate if rather faint praise. True, most of the Egan stories I've read are driven by strong ideas, rolling towards some overwhelming question. Certainly, he is generous, even profligate when it comes to ideas, and Distress in particular is crammed with brilliant inventions and discussions on a huge range of subjects: biotechnology, international politics, quantum physics, sex and gender, and the nature of reality. And yes, it is these ideas that make his work so distinctive, and very likely it will be the ideas that draw you in and the ideas that you remember long after finishing the story. But at his best, Greg Egan is also as skilled and powerful a literary craftsman as any other in the genre.

The first chapter, which begins 'All right. He's dead. Go ahead and talk to him.', contains more ideas than many sf novels. Its narrator, Andrew Worth, is a science journalist in a world populated with ignorance cultists, voluntary autists, and gender migrants. Having finished the 'frankenscience' series Junk DNA, he turns down an offer to tape a show on the newly endemic Acute Clinical Anxiety Syndrome (a.k.a Distress), to compile a profile of quantum physicist Violet Mosala, currently at work on a Theory of Everything, or TOE. Worth leaves Sydney and his marriage (both in ruins), and travels to Stateless, a utopian anarchy on an island constructed with pirated biotech. Plots against both Mosala and Stateless escalate as the novel heads towards an astonishing climax.

Worth, though occasionally reduced to a passive observer in some of the more didactic scenes (he is, after all, a journalist, and a specialist in biotech rather than physics or politics) as well as much of the action, is a well-rounded character with his own opinions and motivation. Mosala is a welcome example of a fictional sane scientist, and the asex Akili Kuwale is a masterpiece of sf characterization.

Fascinating yet accessible, and tightly written (apart from a brief rant about Australian stereotypes) with plenty of action amid the scientific and political discussions, Distress is my favourite of Egan's novels. Distressingly, it is also out of print. If you can't find a copy, console yourself with his novel Teranesia, or one of his excellent short fiction collections.

Primed Staplers and Superstitious Pigeons

The stapler wasn't working yesterday. In any busy office, that isn't news. But it's a new sort of stapler: a Cartridge Electric Stapler. It has a roll of 5000 staples, one of which it's supposed to spit out when the edge of the paper to be stapled pushes a metal tab in the business end of the little machine. Pow! Papers stapled. The coil of 5000 staples is intriguing stuff – a thin, flat, flexible metallic strip – and if all goes well it's a l-o-n-g time between refilling staples. Yesterday all was not going well. The stapler had a fresh cartridge but all it did was gum the paper.

Investigating the problem, I found some instructions on the cartridge. Are we all tired yet of fine-printed instructions on everything, everywhere, and nothing sufficiently intuitive that it just works the way it seems it should?

PRIMING INSTRUCTIONS

Pull out 1"
Bend down
Twist off

Prime a stapler? OK, pull out an inch of the staple roll, bend it down and break it off. Then insert the cartridge so it snaps into place.

Alas, priming the stapler did not work too well. Now the stapler gummed the paper four times out of five or so, but the remaining time it stapled. Knowing that the last automatic stapler we used in our office wanted paper inserted in a counterintuitive way – you had to proffer the leading edge, not just the top corner; that way the tab was activated – I tried different ways of inserting the paper. Edge first, corner first, press hard, press lightly; adjust staple position back and forth with a lever on the bottom of the stapler.... Nothing worked perfectly or failed completely. Pow. Pow. Pow..... Finally a crisp Pow! A staple! But then back to flabby pows.

I determinedly experimented until my boss looked over and chuckled. Then I remembered reading about a famous experiment where pigeons were given bird food at totally random intervals. The birds ended up with odd mannerisms that they had incorrectly associated with making food arrive. Hungry pigeons walked around in circles, cocked their their heads, or whatever else they had happened to be doing once when the food appeared. Because the food kept coming randomly, their superstitions seemingly worked just often enough to encourage them.

Human religiosity can unfold like that. On the other hand, many religions have a least one time-honored strand that says stay far, far away from magical thinking.

So. The stapler is doing what the stapler is doing; nothing more and nothing less. No blame.

Where is the old manual stapler?

Monday, February 5, 2007

Lord of the Rings

Courtesy of the Planetary Society, yet another stunning image of Saturn from Cassini. Yet another image we didn't even know we needed to see, but there it is. If Cassini keeps sending back these marvelous gems, it might even take the sting out of Hubble's going blind. Might. Click through to get a significantly larger version. Trust me, it's worth it.

saturn_above_ianregan


On January 20, 2007 Cassini's orbit took it 60 degrees above the plane of the rings to capture this top-down view, composed of 12 separate wide-angle camera footprints. The resolution is about 77 kilometers per pixel. In the upper right corner of the image, Prometheus, Pandora, and Janus skirt the edge of the rings. Credit: NASA / JPL / SSI / Ian Regan



Friday, February 2, 2007

Bang! Bang! Maxwell's nano demon came down upon his head

We live in an age of wonders. Retro-themed wonders to be sure, but wonders nonetheless. First, it was an anchient Greek difference engine, and now it's Victorian nanotech. It seems that way back in 1867, a physicist by the name of James Clerk Maxwell postulated a molecular "demon" that could circumvent the second law of thermodynamics. Today we can look back and see he was effectively proposing nano machines, but not only that, we (specifically, David Leigh) can build them, too.
His mechanism traps molecular-sized particles as they move. As Maxwell had predicted long ago, it does not need energy because it is powered by light.

"While light has previously been used to energize tiny particles directly, this is the first time that a system has been devised to trap molecules as they move in a certain direction under their natural motion," said Leigh who reported the findings in the journal Nature.

"Once the molecules are trapped, they cannot escape."

Leigh credits Maxwell for establishing the fundamentals for understanding how light, heat and molecules behave.

My next question is obvious, but it must be asked: How long before the first NanoSteam story hits the newsstands?

The Mujahideen of Melrose Avenue

Futurismic has opened its fiction year with a new story of mine, "R.P.M.," which the editors pitch as "a near-future post-mediapocalyptic mind-bender about celebrity, freedom, America and meaning." Check it out.



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I wake to the sound of vintage Hall & Oates blasting at me so loudly I can feel the waves pound my flesh, each beat an aural tsunami.

Private Eyes. The synth-drum feels like it’s being played on my head with a rubber mallet.

I emit a screaming yawn, squinting my eyes open into the bright lights.

Which lights silhouette a sarcastically dancing policeman. Adding his own voice the chorus.

They’re watching you.
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Growing up in the GWOT

Roll Over, Art Linkletter



From a conversation last night with my son Hugo, age 11.

"Hey, Dad."

"Yeah?"

"You know how the Vice President's lesbian daughter is having a baby?"

"Mary Cheney? Yeah."

"Do you know who the father is?"

"No."

"Dick."

"Get outta here."

"Really. It's part of an inbreeding experiment."

"A what?"

"Yeah." Smiling. "They are trying to breed a super-Republican of the future."

"No way."

"Do you know what they are going to name it?"

"What."

"MaryDick. One word."

"Is it going to be a boy or a girl?"

"No."