Growing up in the GWOT

Roll Over, Art Linkletter



From a conversation last night with my son Hugo, age 11.

"Hey, Dad."

"Yeah?"

"You know how the Vice President's lesbian daughter is having a baby?"

"Mary Cheney? Yeah."

"Do you know who the father is?"

"No."

"Dick."

"Get outta here."

"Really. It's part of an inbreeding experiment."

"A what?"

"Yeah." Smiling. "They are trying to breed a super-Republican of the future."

"No way."

"Do you know what they are going to name it?"

"What."

"MaryDick. One word."

"Is it going to be a boy or a girl?"

"No."