THE IPHONE: A USER'S GUIDE
(courtesy of McSweeney's)
Congratulations on your purchase of the 8-gigabyte iPhone from Apple Inc.! For the first time, you will be able to engage in all the varieties of human interaction through a single device. Please consult the table of contents below for an in-depth look at your iPhone experience.
I. Introduction
II. Turning on the iPhone
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IX. Using the iPhone to solve disputes between Moqtada al-Sadr and certain Sunni elements within Iraq without causing an escalation of hostilities, or the development of closer ties between Iran and Shiite militias
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XIII. Using the iPhone to take pictures of celebrities without underpants
XIV. Using the iPhone to become governor of an oil-rich former Soviet republic where the temperature often drops to 76 degrees below zero (Fahrenheit), and then buy an English Premier League soccer team
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XIX. Using the iPhone to learn whether Ehud Barak ever considered adopting Barack Obama and changing the Illinois junior senator's name to Barack Barak
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XXIV. How to change the iPhone's battery
1 comment:
If Dolly Parton had been a phone, she would have been an iPhone.
;-)
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