Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Real cyberpunks fix their own computers

"Real men are engineers," said the nomadic cyberpunk.

His right hand jammed a long, thin electrician's Phillips screwdriver into the nether regions of his broken laptop, which promptly began to cooperate. His left hand poured back the third shot of Serbian hooch.

"Real men," he continued, "have petrochemical plants."

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