Just in case you've been under a rock for the past 40 or so years, here's the rundown... on second thought, never mind. Rather than invest precious time writing up bios about these folks, I'll just link to their websites and/or blogs, which will empower you good readers to educate yourselves.
Kelly Persons (sorry, but I couldn't find anything other than the scads of cons she's worked on)
Joe & Gay Haldeman
There. That should distract you from work for a few minutes.