Friday, February 2, 2007

Growing up in the GWOT

Roll Over, Art Linkletter

From a conversation last night with my son Hugo, age 11.

"Hey, Dad."


"You know how the Vice President's lesbian daughter is having a baby?"

"Mary Cheney? Yeah."

"Do you know who the father is?"



"Get outta here."

"Really. It's part of an inbreeding experiment."

"A what?"

"Yeah." Smiling. "They are trying to breed a super-Republican of the future."

"No way."

"Do you know what they are going to name it?"


"MaryDick. One word."

"Is it going to be a boy or a girl?"


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